We now know what in the Hell Kate Upton was doing hanging out with "Dancing With the Stars" dude Maksim Chmerkovskiy -- and we're still not happy about it.As we previously (and jealously) reported ... Maks and Kate were spotted leaving a restaurant…

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Charlie Sheen won't be banging Farrah Abraham any time soon -- at least that's what he says. Lots of stars had lots of strife this week, so we gotta ask ...

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The ladies LOOOOVE Patrick Schwarzenegger's body ... especially his nipple?Arnold's 19-year-old kid was hanging out on a yacht in Saint Tropez with his girlfriend Taylor Burns ... when she decided to play the role of male breast inspector. Meanwhile,…

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Charlie Sheen is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche…

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Charlie Sheen could be the next in line to have Farrah Abraham's back door hit him on the front side -- at least judging by the flirty way these two are texting each other.

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Farrah Abraham has back-door'd her way into the 7-figure range ... 'cause the former MTV star tells TMZ she's a bona fide millionaire. The 22-year-old just called in to "TMZ Live" to discuss her crush on Charlie Sheen ... when we asked her straight up if…

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Farrah Abraham is involved in a full on textual relationship with Charlie Sheen, TMZ has learned -- and the two are now planning to hook up in person. TMZ has obtained text messages that show the "Backdoor Teen Mom" porn star first reached…

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Somebody's got some explaining to do ... because model Kate Upton and "Dancing with the Stars" pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy ... the most random two people ever ... left a restaurant together Monday night in NYC.There were reports the two were spotted…

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Justin Bieber might be getting handfuls of Miley Cyrus' Montantas -- which would totally ruin the sex appeal points she just earned with that insane twerking video ... almost. Yep ... it's that good.

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Miley Cyrus says it's "impossible" that she's more than friends with Justin Bieber ... despite the public flirting ... 'cause she's currently engaged to someone else. Miley called in to Hot 99.5 in D.C. this morning ... and actually responded when the…

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Justin Bieber partied with Miley Cyrus at an L.A. hotspot this weekend ... did some hardcore flirting ... and sources tell TMZ the two left the joint together around 2 AM. TMZ obtained pics of JB and Miley hanging out at Beacher's Madhouse at the…

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Prince Jackson clearly knows how to compartmentalize his life ... because he hit the town Tuesday night in low fashion, attending the premiere of True Blood, Season 6.The 16-year-old and his GF, Remi Alfalah, were flanked by 3 bodyguards as they left the…

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This is Eddie Murphy's smoking hot girlfriend in Hawaii Tuesday ... which is pretty much all you need to know.But IF you care to know more ... her name's Paige Butcher, she's 34 and a former Maxim model. They've been dating for 9 months-ish.Based on his…

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Matt Damon's gay sex skills are OFF THE CHARTS ... at least in his new Liberace movie "Behind the Candelabra" ... so says Liberace's real ex-lover Scott Thorson.Thorson was out in NYC yesterday when we asked about the famous sex scene in the movie --…

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Go Daddy honchos were ENRAGED when they saw their nerdy spokesman Jesse Heiman put the moves on a married "Twilight" actress Tuesday night -- and Heiman is begging for forgiveness.A rep for 35-year-old Heiman -- who famously appeared in Go Daddy's Bar…

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"Twilight" star Nikki Reed should probably invest in some mace ... 'cause it might've helped her escape the creepy clutches of the Go Daddy nerd ... who GRABBED AND PULLED HER outside an L.A. club last night in an effort to deliver a very unwanted kiss.…

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Kristin Cavallari took the easiest path to a slamming bikini-ready ass -- date Jay Cutler, get dumped, get pregnant with his baby, and then ... BAM! Instant booty. Simple.Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!

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If Miranda Kerr could ditch that lucky bastard Orlando Bloom for some sweet lady love ... the super hot supermodel tells TMZ ... there's only ONE WOMAN that could satisfy her craving.  Kerr hit NYC Tuesday -- in a skin tight dress -- when we asked…

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Smokin' hot actress Olivia Wilde is board with Jason Sudeikis.The 29-year-old "Cowboys & Aliens" star flaunted her taut tummy in a black bikini while paddle boarding around the beach in Hawaii with her shirtless "Saturday Night Live" fiance this…

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Call her crazy ... but Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown are full-on LIVING TOGETHER ... TMZ has learned.Sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... they hooked up days before his 24th birthday earlier this month and she's been staying at Chris' Hollywood…

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